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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Golgotha For Sale


Golgotha Fun Park? What exactly is FUN about Golgotha? Why would anyone put a miniature golf course through it?

Obstacles are standard mini-golf course tunnels, twists, and chutes. Scenes are comprised of repurposed lawn ornaments and cement statuettes -- no priest-folk artist spent his life carving here. Jonah sits in the Whale's mouth, comfortable in shorts; a statue of St. Francis monitors porcelain animal pairs boarding the Ark. Old Testament stories make for better hazards, so the first nine holes are easy to identify without reading the signs.


The park is now close due to either poor management, a bad theme or perhaps it didn't have God's blessing. If you're looking for a business opportunity...nah.
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