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Friday, January 13, 2006

Politics: The Vampyres, Witches & Pagans Party


"I'm a Satanist who doesn't hate Jesus," said Johnathan 'The Impaler'Sharkey who's running for governor in Minnesota. "I just hate God the Father."

However, he claims to respect all religions and if elected, will post "everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed" in government buildings.

Sharkey announced his candidacy Friday the 13th because that's his lucky number.

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1 Comments:

  • When we "fat, ignorant Americans" start feeling that self-righteous we just take a Valium and it goes away.

    By Blogger Unknown, at 1/18/2006 1:05 PM  

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