Chrismahanukwanzakah Reloaded

Virgin Mobile is trying to appeal to a "religeous" audience with a Hindu Santa Claus and a pair of Hasidic Jews. The TV commercial plays to the stereotypes, the website goes even further. [link]


It's okay if you're Muslim, a Christian or a Jew
It's okay if you're agnostic
And you don't know what to do
I'm holding Christmas celebration
With egg nog for lubrication
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you
(And the pagans too!)
In some ways, we're all monkeys
Well maybe just a smidgen
I'm a gynecologist
(Now that's my kind of religion!)
Whose faith is right the right one? It's anybody's guess
What ____ camera phone for $50 less
Everyone's invited, it's planet-wide affair.
Hey! Isn't that Tiny Tim dancing in his underwear?
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you.
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you.