Turkey Made of Jell-O®?

Mold actually taken from a cornish game hen, but then again a true turkey-sized Jell-O® mold would be a bit overwhelming. Includes is a recipe for realistic flesh-tones, which involves adding condensed milk for opacity and a specific mixture of peach Jell-O flavor and green food coloring. Those of vegan persuasion could produce similar results with something like agar-agar (non-animal-based jelling agent) and soy milk (to create the cloudy, opaque look that fools the eye). [link]

Me? I'll be eating a real, dead bird. Life size. Cooked for hours in it's own juices until it's golden brown and falling off the bone. Being a flesh-eater has it's advantages.