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Friday, February 03, 2006

Date to Save Ministry



I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage Christian women (my sisters in Christ) to do the same, according to the Great Commission


Website says: "Not only can we date hot guys (as only hot Christian girls could do), but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get them saved from the burning fires of Hell. I've outlined a few tips to help you get a date off to the right start, step-by-step. Jesus saves through hooking up with cute heathen guys!"

Tamara's 10 Dating Tips:

  1. If he tells your that you are hot...
    Tell him God made you hot.

  2. If he wants to hold your hand...
    Give him a Bible.

  3. If he tries to get closer...
    Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.

  4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
    Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!

  5. If he reaches his arm around you...
    Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
    (or ask him if you instead could "lay hands" on him in prayer)

  6. If he tries to kiss you...
    Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.
    (and you're not ready to "speak in tongues")

  7. If he asks to come inside...
    Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

  8. If he tells you he loves you...
    Tell him that Jesus loves him.

  9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
    Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."

  10. After you dump him...
    Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.


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